An open letter to Stellan Skarsgård:
Dear Daddy Skars,
Ok, you can stop now. We get it. We totally get it. We aren’t sure how you do it — whether it’s that crisp Swedish air, you made a pact with the devil, or you’re really an alien from the planet sexymen214, but you’ve definitely secured your spot at the top of the human gene pool. Nobody is disputing that. It’s also undisputed that you are a champion fucking baby maker. I mean, damn dude - are you going for a Skarsgård football team or what? Actually, that would be pretty awesome because then they’d get all sweaty and wear those little shorts and… dammit… I digress.The truth of the matter is, the Skarsgård fangirl community is concerned. I mean, you hooked us with Alex - absolutely NO questions there - and it was gooood. Oh yeah. It was DAMN good, and we’re still going hard and long with our numero-uno Skarsguy. Then, just as we were nice and comfortable and settled in with Askars, you threw us Gustaf. He shook us up a little bit, but it was a comforting relationship, even though it happened kind of suddenly. Totally awesome play on your part, by the way — seeing as how Gustaf’s completely different than Alex, but incredibly handsome and a mighty fine actor. There are a fuck-ton of Skars fangirls out here who are totally up to date on their Scandinavian history now, thank you very much!
But here’s the problem: Bill. Yes, Bill. Sweet, beautiful, baby faced, big-huge-blue-eyed Bill. I mean, you didn’t even give us a couple of months to get comfortable with Gustaf before you hurled that drop-dead gorgeous work of man-art at us and well, that’s just rude. You see, we fangirls get a little overly excited and… a bit unhinged… if you give us more than we can handle at one time. And honestly, we’re a wee bit apprehensive about what you’ve got planned for us next. Some of us are already feeling a little puma-like with the appearance of young Billy-boy, and we know you’ve got at least a couple more of these grade-fucking-A hotties brewing in the Skarsgård family nursery, so… could you PLEASE just go easy on us? Give us a little time to BREATHE, and take it all in - enjoy the current scenery, so to speak??
Oh who the fuck are we kidding? Tell Valter we’re ready whenever he is…
Sincerely,
The Skarsgård Fangirl Community
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The 33rd GIF from the bottom is your future husband and the 33rd GIF from the top is your child.
Husband:
I am very satisfied with Johnny Depp as my husband
Child:
We made a cute kid
Don’t mind me if I freak out and scream out of happiness
1st gif What your life was like before Supernatural.
3rd gif Your initial reaction when you started watching Supernatural season 1:
7th gif The first time you noticed how green Dean’s eyes are:
10th gif You found out Papa Winchester was hiding from the boys:
13th gif Your reaction at the end of season 1:
16th gif First time you saw Everybody Loves a Clown:
20th gif First time you met the Trickster:
24th gif First time you saw Sam shirtless:
28th gif Sammy dies:
29th gif: Dean goes to hell:
30th gif Cas comes strutting onto the screen:
32nd gif Your general feels of season 5:
LAST GIF IN YOUR FOLDER Your thoughts on Losing Cas and Bobby:
Game of Thrones GIF Challenge Use every third GIF in your blog.
1. Hanging out in Winterfell:
2. How do you greet Tyrion Lannister?
3. Joffrey insults you. What do you do?
4. Your new fiance has your beloved pet killed. What do you do?
5. The trip to King’s Landing:
6. Arriving in King’s Landing:
7. Meeting Littlefinger:
8. Meeting Varys:
9. Hanging with Queen Cersei:
10. Uncovering her dirty little secret:
11. Meeting Dany and her dragons
12. Your reaction to the Dothraki:
13. What you would do if you ended up on the Iron Throne
Normally I hate feathers on a dress but this one came out so well that I love it
Evan Rachel Wood’s dress is definitely appealing to my weakness for feathers. Another dress I want to see the details of up close!
She looks like a fabulous dinosaur.
Rhett Butler: That’s your misfortune.
